taylor helene.

a real life adult.

finding joy in the mild discomfort of others.

puns | fandoms | just a pinch of wtf.
  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

goddiva:

The year is 2020. Robin Thicke’s ten year old son is writing a poem for school. Stumped, the child turns to his father, “Dad, what rhymes with ‘hug me’?” A single tear roles down Robin Thicke’s face as he is confronted with the one question he will never be able to answer.

(via laughbitches)

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

(via zackisontumblr)

(Source: cocaineteas, via destinysabortion)