taylor helene.

a real life adult.

finding joy in the mild discomfort of others.

puns | fandoms | just a pinch of wtf.

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via susemoji)

my dog has no chill whatsoever

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Source: catleecious, via laughbitches)

tyleroakley:

Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry drunk and singing Boyz II Men at a Karaoke Bar is everything you never knew you always needed.

(Source: facebook.com, via omgimcrying)

susemoji:

telapathetic:

i have never felt more aroused

this posts smells of sweat, virginity, and their parents’ disappointment

(Source: mrplinkett)

 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH

(Source: seriousjones, via stinkyminaj)