taylor helene.

a real life adult.

finding joy in the mild discomfort of others.

puns | fandoms | just a pinch of wtf.
Beyoncé

—***Flawless (Remix) featuring Nicki Minaj

justinharenchar:

***Flawless (Remix) | Beyoncé featuring Nicki Minaj

We escalate up in this bitch like elevators.
Of course, sometimes shit go down
when it’s a billion dollars on an elevator.

(via laughbitches)

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

goroeswr:

calcilator:

goroeswr:

Boys with deep voices and cute faces will be the death of me

Do you mean

image

No I don’t. Get your ugly Bindelboop Cucumber guy off my post. Who do you think you are

(via tkreuzman)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

(via laughbitches)